Question by BlackBeard: How do you train a back-talking, foul-mouthed parrot?
How do you train a back-talking, foul-mouthed parrot?

All this bloody bird will do is give me lip!

He just soiled me shoulder for the second blasted time today!

To hell with the training, who wants to buy a back-talking, foul-mouthed parrot?

Best answer:

Answer by Killa Cal
crack it in the face

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