Question by BlackBeard: How do you train a back-talking, foul-mouthed parrot?
How do you train a back-talking, foul-mouthed parrot?
All this bloody bird will do is give me lip!
He just soiled me shoulder for the second blasted time today!
To hell with the training, who wants to buy a back-talking, foul-mouthed parrot?
Best answer:
Answer by Killa Cal
crack it in the face
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l’ve got kids to do that, and l can’t train them…..l think you can keep your parrot!
Tell Polly not to mouth the hand that feeds him, arrrr
Single gunshot to the head.
Only if it has one wing
Introduce it to the micro-wave oven and tell it that this is to be its new home if the bad continues…..
stick him in the freezer for an hour that should train him to be nice, that is how my mom trained me!
with duct tape
Send him to Davey Jones’ locker
Give him to me,
I have well mannered toilet trained children.
Although I haven’t had any experience with boys.
Let my monkey take care of it. He’s really good with birds.
can he play black jack ??? =D
I’ll take em’……….
TARGET PRACTICE & A BONUS………..
All those pretty feathers to work with……………..LOL
You know what they say,”LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS!!”
Put him in the freezer, remember?
BBQ’d parrot sounds great! I love me some pretty bird bbq!
All I can say is be careful of what you say around parrots. I would love a parrot, but I got felines.
Two Words:
Quad Laser
Two More:
Stun Setting
Have you made it shiver your timbers yet?…………..
instead of the carrot and stick, use a cracker and a punch in the beak..
Hi My Friend,
Put a diaper on him and tie a rag away his nasty mouth.That will solve both problems..
Your Friend,
poppy1